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KICboy - Kicked In (the) Cloisters. That is how I now feel about football. From Charterhouse to the Champions League, the game of the people needs to be returned to the people. Let's end this corporate scope creep! 80s YTS footballer turned Project Manager with a few roles in between whilst I changed my game. I am passionate about football at every level and want to encourage people to WAKE UP! There is no point even looking at the findings of the Government Select Committee Enquiry Into Football Report unless we are going to make a stand and bring about some of the changes recommended. I am offering an alternative vision; an independent candidate for change - Martin Bell in boots, if you like! Do you feel that football is increasingly kicking you in the cloisters? Then read KICboy and The Man(ifesto) - creating the mandate for change. (Illustrations by Gemma Hastilow.)

25 December 2010

The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Joe Hart and time-trav’l-ability.

On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two Vivian And’sons,
And Joe Hart and time-trav’l-ability.

On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Three Ash Coles,
Two Vivian And’sons,
And Joe Hart and time-trav’l-ability.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four Glenn Hoddles,
Three Ash Coles,
Two Vivian And’sons,
And Joe Hart and time-trav’l-ability.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Five Bobby Moores,
Four Glenn Hoddles,
Three Ash Coles,
Two Vivian And’sons,
And Joe Hart and time-trav’l-ability.

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six Billy Wright’s,
Five Bobby Moores,
Four Glenn Hoddles,
Three Ash Coles,
Two Vivian And’sons,
And Joe Hart and time-trav’l-ability.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Seven David Beckhams,
Six Billy Wrigh-ight’s,
Five Bobby Moores,
Four Glenn Hoddles,
Three Ash Coles,
Two Vivian And’sons,
And Joe Hart and time-trav’l-ability.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight Bobby Charltons,
Seven David Beckhams,
Six Billy Wrigh-ight’s,
Five Bobby Moores,
Four Glenn Hoddles,
Three Ash Coles,
Two Vivian And’sons,
And Joe Hart and time-trav’l-ability.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Nine Ge-off Hu-rsts,
Eight Bobby Charltons,
Seven David Beckhams,
Six Billy Wrigh-ight’s,
Five Bobby Moores,
Four Glenn Hoddles,
Three Ash Coles,
Two Vivian And’sons,
And Joe Hart and time-trav’l-ability.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten Pa-ul Gascgoines,
Nine Ge-off Hu-rsts,
Eight Bobby Charltons,
Seven David Beckhams,
Six Billy Wrigh-ight’s,
Five Bobby Moores,
Four Glenn Hoddles,
Three Ash Coles,
Two Vivian And’sons,
And Joe Hart and time-trav’l-ability.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eleven Chrissy Waddles,
Ten Pa-ul Gascgoines,
Nine Ge-off Hu-rsts,
Eight Bobby Charltons,
Seven David Beckhams,
Six Billy Wrigh-ight’s,
Five Bobby Moores,
Four Glenn Hoddles,
Three Ash Coles,
Two Vivian And’sons,
And Joe Hart and time-trav’l-ability.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve Rooneys Running*,
Eleven Chrissy Waddles,
Ten Pa-ul Gascgoines,
Nine Ge-off Hu-rsts,
Eight Bobby Charltons,
Seven David Beckhams,
Six Billy Wrigh-ight’s,
Five Bobby Moores,
Four Glenn Hoddles,
Three Ash Coles,
Two Vivian And’sons,
And Joe Hart and time-trav’l-ability!

* Rooney only gets some game time if he starts to play properly again - and brings a ball...
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